All the brewery presidents decided to go out for a drink. The guy from Corona sat down and said:
'Hey, senor, I would like the world's best ale, a Corona.'
The bartender dusted off a bottle and gave it to him. The guy from Budweiser bawled:
'I'd like the best goddamned suds in the world - give me a Budweiser!'
The bartender opened a Bud and handed it over. The guy from Heineken stepped up and demanded:
'Ya! Giff me der best brew. Ein Heineken!'
Finally the Australian ordered:
'I'll have a Coke, thanks.'
The bartender was taken aback but plonked a Coke on the bar. The other brewery presidents looked over at him and asked:
'Why aren't you drinking a VB or Foster's?'
The Aussie took a swig and replied:
'I figured if you guys weren't drinking beer, neither would I.'Shamelessly
stolen borrowed from mic_schasser's journal.
Sooooooooooo... which is the best beer in the world?